Just in case you see only boxes right above this sentence, i suggest this, according to your browser:
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Sorry, i don't have Opera, Safari, FF1/2/3 so i can't give you print screens of said browsers.
OK.
Uhuh, here goes.
May I, as one of the organisers of this blog, warn you that there will be lorryloads of rojak in the future posts. Heck, there's rojak oredi. And we're not talking about Malay and English only, but also 日本語 Mandarin Cantonese Tamil Hindi ...ok i don't know. It might happen. Just be prepared, in case you're a language-rule freak.
In case, see. Not that I'm saying you are.
And i'll be giving some ground rules here for you, yes you so you'll be able to discipline yourself in the almost-rule-free cyber-world. You know the goverment's recently crazy idea of killing all potential anti-government bloggers, so i am going to filter comments.
We're under the government, in case you still didn't realise that crystal clear fact.
OK, ばかな 事 aside(oh, did i mention i'm going to use loads of かん字 too?), let's get on with the rules.
1. No racist/sexist/___ist comments on this blog, despite the fact I'm going to enable the Filter Comment setting. When you are pissed(yes, a few rough words too, pardon, blogging about school won't be as fun if you keep on using formal language is it?) and give out racist/sexist/___ist comments, we the filterers will also be pissed, and end up deleting the post, or worse the blog. Please be like other fellow Malaysians, dan berkomenlah demi negara.
2. Please give comments regarding the topic, because i have had experiences blowing my brains off(no, not literally no) because people keep on getting off-topic. You yourself don't like it when people start going out of the topic, right?
3. DON'T TELL 先生. AND 二年生. OK maybe you can tell 二年生, but just in case i accidentally, yes, accidentally hurt their feelings with whatever words that might come, uhm, type out of my mouth, uhm, fingers. But DON'T TELL 先生. ロウ先生 will kill us all if she knows we(or I, my responsibility) have been feeding thee with such intelligence-degrading blog posts.
4. Do not hack this blog for your own good. No, really. I'm saying that because I don't know you yet, some of you might've hacked CIA or something. You might want to hack and post pictures of you and type HTMLs so pop-ups of 'Yamada-san Wuz Here' would come up for a gajillion times.
5. There's no five. For the moment. I'll keep you posted.
And another precaution: Just in case(again) you're addicted to this blog, may i remind you that we, the PPKTJ-ians don't have a life, meaning we have mountains of しゅくだい to finish, 先生方 to satisfy and barely anytime to breathe, so don't bother opening it daily. Biweekly will do. Or a day or two after any school/student event.
Talk about events, another post will be coming up within a few (plus ten) hours on the Sports Day. Please be eager so we can write more about our almost-boring life.
Hey, we are P.A.N.D.A. right? We rock, whenever.
-おわり-
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