Thursday, July 24, 2008

Not crazy, but Kre-zeh.

はじめましょう。

I have this not very wacky but not very crazy either idea.

Why don't all of you, yes, all of us, yes, all 一年生 give us their blog address so we can put the links up here?

We'll be popular if we visit our blogs, no?

Just in this community, but still!




Yes i am in desperate need of people visiting P.A.N.D.A.


WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE VISITING THIS BLOG?!

Ehem. Thank you.

- おわり -

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I am bored, and so are you.

はじめましょう。

I got a little bit upset when ロウ先生 said that たんぽぽ is dandelion. And I got upset even more when she said it is a freaking lalang.

'We must use names of flowers that uses ひらがな in it. Like it or not たんぽぽ is just fine.'

Yeah, so fine that it takes you an hour just to write the whole thing in かん字.

It sounds worse in English. WEED.

Ugh.

Did you ever notice the banner of this blog? The easiest class name to write in かん字 is さくら. Heck, it's the shortest class name even in ひらがな!

And notice how short 二年生のクラスの名前 are. そら(空)、にじ(虹)、ほし(星).

This is an ultimate discrimination. We should have the names of nature also or something. 「山」 とか、「くも」 とか、「海」 とか。

まあ、「春」、「秋」、「冬」、「夏」 なら もっと いい でしょう?

Dang it. They should've used names of seasons.

OK. Instead of looking at the bad side, let's see what specialty do the flowers have to offer to us.


- Dandelion/たんぽぽ
Flowers can be used to make wine; leaves are edible and good for digestion; roots sometimes used as coffee substitute,

The dandelion is approved by the Commission E for dyspeptic, liver and gallbladder complaints, infections of the urinary tract, and loss of appetite. Other unproven uses include treatment of disturbances in bile flow, inflammation of the efferent urinary tract, dyspepsia, hemorrhoids, congestion in the portal system, gout, rheumatic disorders, eczema and other skin disorders.

The dandelion is considered to be very safe and sometimes carries the slang term, “pee in the bed,” referring to its diuretic ability in increasing water and waste products in the urine. Dandelion has a high potassium content and replaces potassium lost in normal urine secretion, leading to a net gain in potassium levels; this fact is worthy of note because that is not the case with the use of over-the-counter diuretics.

Dandelions are also thought to be effective in helping to ease the ailments of many other conditions including herpes, genital warts, and even obesity. Studies on both rats and humans that involved injecting them with dandelion have resulted in them losing up to 30% of their body weight.


I am so...proud. I should go eat dandelions and lose weight now.


- Cherry Blossom/さくら
After reading Wikipedia, cherry blossom brings no benefit to people, not even...nothing. Although you will feel good and tranquilised and relaxed when picnicking under a blooming cherry blossom tree.


Sunflower/ひまわり
Kuaci,
peanut butter alternative, used together with rye flour to make Sonnenblumenkernbrot (literally: sunflower whole seed bread) which is quite popular in
German-speaking Europe, sold as food for birds and can be used directly in cooking and salads, used for cooking, as a carrier oil and to produce margarine as well as biodiesel, the cake remaining after the seeds have been processed for oil is used as a livestock feed.....

Go Wiki for it. It annoys me ひまわり has that many benefits to mankind.


Hydrangea/Hortensia/あじさい
Hydrangeas are moderately toxic if eaten, with all parts of the plant containing cyanogenic glycosides. However, poisoning is rare, as the plant does not look like an enticing food source.
In Korean tea, Hydrangea serrata (hangul:산수국 hanja:山水菊) is used for an herbal tea called ilsulcha (이슬차).
Hydrangea paniculata is sometimes smoked to produce cannabis-like effects.


Ok somehow that is slightly not good. Now that you know it, don't go smoke Hydrangea.


(Courtesy of Wikipedia, almost all of them)


Now that i am slightly relieved and thankful that 先生方 gave the name たんぽぽ, let's move on to popularity of the flowers in other...stuff.


Dandelion/たんぽぽ
Dandelion may refer to:

* Dandelion, the plant
* Dandelion, the official flower of the University of Rochester
* Dandelion (art), an abstract art form
* Dandelion (film), a 2004 motion picture

Literature
* Dandelion (magazine), a literary journal in Alberta, Canada
* Dandelion (Watership Down), a fictional rabbit in the novel Watership Down
* Dandelion Wine, a 1957 novel by Ray Bradbury

Music
* Dandelion (band), a Philadelphia-based grunge band
* Dandelion Wine (band), a music group from Australia
* "Dandelion (song)", a song by The Rolling Stones
* "Dandelion (Nicole Richie song)", a song by Nicole Richie
* "Dandelion", a song by Tracy Bonham from her 1995 EP Liverpool Sessions
* "Dandelion", a song by Audioslave
* "Dandelion", a song by Boards of Canada
* "Dandelion", a song by Rip Slyme
* Dandelion Records, a record label in the United Kingdom

Technology
* Dandelion was the code name for one of the Xerox Star series of workstations.

Tanpopo (タンポポ, dandelion) was the first official subgroup of Japanese pop girl group Morning Musume formed on November 1998.


Somehow たんぽぽ became the name of a sub-group of Morning Musume humiliates me.


Cherry Blossom/さくら
Cherry Blossom or Cherry Blossoms can refer to:

* The Prunus genus of flowering cherry trees or their blossoms, known as sakura in Japan
o Prunus serrulata
o Prunus × yedoensis, also known as "Yoshino cherry"
* The website, Cherry Blossoms
* Cherry Blossom (candy)
* A Japanese band, CHERRY BLOSSOM


There's just too many さくら for me to handle. To さくらクラスの学生, here's the link if you want to boast some more about your class name.

Sunflower/ひまわり
Companies
* Himawari Theatre Group Inc.

In Fiction
* Himawari Kunogi (九軒ひまわり) is a character in the manga and anime, xxxHOLiC.
* Himawari! (ひまわりっ!), an anime title.
* Himawari (nicknamed Hima) is the name of a character in Crayon Shin-chan.
* Himawari (ひまわり), a Japanese dōjin eroge by Blank-Note.

Music
* Song titles
o "Himawari" (ひまわり) is a song by Mai Hoshimura (2004, June 9)
o "Himawari" (ひまわり) is a song by Ai Otsuka
o "Himawari" (ひまわり) is a song by Sugar (2005)
o "Himawari" (ひまわり) is a song by Kiroro
o "Himawari" (ひまわり) is a song by Riyu Kosaka
o "Himawari" (ひまわり) is a song by Younha
o "Himawari" (ひまわり) is a song by Hearts Grow
o "Himawari" (ひまわり) is a song by Kusumi Koharu

NGO
The name of a Romanian Japanese non-profit organization.

Sunflower may also refer to:
* Sunflowers (series of paintings), a series of paintings by Vincent van Gogh
* Sunflower oil, an ingredient in food and cosmetics
* Sunflower County, Mississippi
* Sunflower, Mississippi, a town in Sunflower County, Mississippi
* Sunflowers Interactive Entertainment Software, a German computer game developer and publisher
* The Sunflower: On the Possibilities and Limits of Forgiveness, an autobiographical book on the Holocaust by Simon Wiesenthal
* The Sunflower Samurai, a character in the anime Samurai Champloo
* AWS sunflower, an informal name for the cab indicator in the British rail Automatic Warning System

In film:
* Sunflower, English title to the 1970 Italian film I Girasoli
* Sunflower (2000 film), English title of a 2000 Japanese film, Himawari
* Sunflower (2004 film), a 2004 American film directed by Cathy Ziehl
* Sunflower (2005 film), English title of a 2005 Chinese film directed by Zhang Yang
* Sunflower (2006 film), English title of the 2006 Korean film, Haebaragi
* Sunflower, a controversial character in the animated movie Fantasia

In music:
* Sunflower (album), a Beach Boys album
* Sunflower Records, a record label
* "Sunflower", a single by Glen Campbell


See how popular ひまわり is in 日本. The name alone in 日本 has 8 songs made for it. So you can go and choose your class anthem now.

Hydrangea/Hortensia/あじさい
People
* Hortensia (orator), a Roman woman who successfully repealed a tax imposed by the Second Triumvirate in 42 BC
* Hortensia Bussi, also known as Hortensia Allende, the wife of the Chilean president Salvador Allende.

Places
* Villa Hortensia (Rosario), a mansion in the city of Rosario, province of Santa Fe, Argentina.
* Região das Hortênsias, a scenic tourist route in the Serra Gaúcha in the state of Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil.
* 13116 Hortensia, an asteroid discovered in 1993.

Law
* Lex Hortensia, an ancient Roman law named after the Republican dictator Quintus Hortensius.


The Experimental Geodetic Payload is a Japanese satellite sponsored by NASDA, and launched in 1986 on the first flight of the H-I rocket. After launch, the satellite was renamed Ajisai (the Japanese name for the Hydrangea plant), but it is most commonly known by the acronym EGP.


Dang, i just found out about a band named AJISAI, and they're like the greatest band EVAH!

No not really, but yeah, EVAH!




- おわり -

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

七夕。

はじめましょう。

ほんとう に ごめん ね、みなさん。I am getting lazier by the...

Maybe it's my A.D.D., maybe.

Updates on 七夕, the grrreatest 日本じじょう we've learnt so far.

Ah, the first actually but whatever.

七夕 is a day... according to Wikipedia, a day where people 'celebrates the meeting of Orihime (Vega) and Hikoboshi (Altair). The Milky Way, a river made from stars that crosses the sky, separates these lovers, and they are allowed to meet only once a year on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month of the lunisolar calendar. Since the stars come out at night, the celebration is held at night.'

Exactly, i am that lazy to the point i copied word to word from Wikipedia. Hey, at least i am not that lazy to put the link straightaway, no?

And i managed to take some(lots-they're-cramming-my-hard-disk-aaaagh) pictures of our きぼう の かみ. Of course lah i didn't took each and every one of them, i don't have loads of free time and so do you.

To the lucky ones, i also managed putting up your きぼう here so i can humiliate you in front of everybody, aahahahaha.

Ehem. Yes, here we...go.










I will, will, will upload almost all of the 七夕 の 写真 as soon as i finish my spaghetti.




Ow-kay, maybe not. Tomorrow. Definitely. Definitely. Defi...

‐ おわり ‐

Sunday, June 29, 2008

スポーツ の 日。

はじめましょう。

The Sports Day yesterday was hectic, tiring, a teeny bit messed-up and うるさい, thanks to everyone, i guess. Surely no one can deny that, we were all there.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing though. Look on the bright side. Have you ever been to a student-organised Sports Day?

Adds a little twist of youth in it.



The Publishing Comitee...ok, AJK Penerbitan sounds better, didn't get the chance to go out on the field yesterday. Not just to playlah, obviously. We will be working ourselves off on the next event. Not a promise, but we will. Please think of some decent and appropriate face expressions so we can put up your pictures on the blog. Unless it's candid.



These are a few pictures i've taken, will upload loads more at Fotopage/Flickr/Photobucket(still deciding which one's the best, i just made a new account for every image-hosting site. Please help us on choosing one, please).











The pictures i got from others for now are mostly pictures of 黒たち. So if you please, send as many pictures as you can to our email address, as you can see in the profile section.

And the winner is(was):





*drumroll*





1. 青
2. 黒
3. 赤
4. 白



おめでとう to 青チーム, you guys did a great job. And The 二年生 President too helped a lot on lowering other's self-esteem.


Something's gotta give.


This is the reason why i don't allow you telling 二年生 about this. They will torture each and every one of us.




みなさんも、良く がんばりました ね~。Give yourselves a pat on the back.

また あいましょう。

-おわり-

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Extension.

はじめましょう。

No this is not about Sports Day. I told you another few(plus ten) hours later that thing will be posted on the web.

This is an open post, something like where you should give ideas on refurbishing this site with cool widgets or any other good online media for archiving stuff about our community. For starters, i suggest(and am going to do it no matter what you say anyway) that we should establish a Fotopage/Flickr page so all of us(一年生) can see an archive of happy pictures of us(一年生) taken by us(AJK Penerbitan or whoever) via the convenience of the Internet. Unless you prefer the traditional cuci-filem-masuk-album ones. I myself prefer Polaroids better.

And about the Fotopage/Flickr thing, i will use Fotopage first because it has unlimited storage, compare to Flickr which has only 100MB for free accounts. Albeit Flickr is way cooler and more user-friendly than Fotopage.


And a few other suggestions:

1. Find(or make one, for those IT savants out there) かっこいい templates
Because currently most of the templates i found don't have links for Comments. We don't want a one-sided communication on this blog, that is what people call selfish, if we do that.

2. Put up widgets like :
- Last.fm
So we can brainwash ourselves with Japanese songs.

- Shoutouts
So we can amuse each other in a very fun and safe way, instantly.

- Kanji of the day
I've seen this one somewhere before, will try to find it later. For your own good too, you know. We have 600++ かん字 to memorise. At least if ロウ先生 finds out about this, she might be slightly relieved that this blog isn't all about intelligence-degrading materials.

-Picture of the day/week/month
This will definitely keep you sticking to this site because your picture will be around for about a day/week/month. I encourage you to bring and use your digicamera/camera phone to snap candids. Just an idea.

-Panda Counter
Panda 'accidents' like あたらしい ことば and かん字. We're going to hunt for people who gets a panda, tabulate the data and put it in a special Panda Accidents Record so you won't dare to get another panda again.


OK, the last one's not gonna happen. Heck no we'd waste our time hunting for pandas.



We will also post links to useful websites so you can make use of your internet time a little bit more. It could be about anything; kimonos, tea ceremony, japanese lyrics, online dictionaries, or even promote Japanese artists for no reason whatsoever. And a few patriotic stuff so we won't forget what country we are actually from.



Any other brilliant minds with brilliant suggestions, please come forward. Leave comments or email. No SMS, please.

-おわり-

いらっしゃいませ!

おはよう/こんにちは/こんばんは, depends on the time you're reading this very sentence.

Just in case you see only boxes right above this sentence, i suggest this, according to your browser:

For Mozilla Firefox :

And for Internet Explorer:


Sorry, i don't have Opera, Safari, FF1/2/3 so i can't give you print screens of said browsers.

OK.

Uhuh, here goes.

May I, as one of the organisers of this blog, warn you that there will be lorryloads of rojak in the future posts. Heck, there's rojak oredi. And we're not talking about Malay and English only, but also 日本語 Mandarin Cantonese Tamil Hindi ...ok i don't know. It might happen. Just be prepared, in case you're a language-rule freak.

In case, see. Not that I'm saying you are.

And i'll be giving some ground rules here for you, yes you so you'll be able to discipline yourself in the almost-rule-free cyber-world. You know the goverment's recently crazy idea of killing all potential anti-government bloggers, so i am going to filter comments.

We're under the government, in case you still didn't realise that crystal clear fact.

OK, ばかな 事 aside(oh, did i mention i'm going to use loads of かん字 too?), let's get on with the rules.

1. No racist/sexist/___ist comments on this blog, despite the fact I'm going to enable the Filter Comment setting. When you are pissed(yes, a few rough words too, pardon, blogging about school won't be as fun if you keep on using formal language is it?) and give out racist/sexist/___ist comments, we the filterers will also be pissed, and end up deleting the post, or worse the blog. Please be like other fellow Malaysians, dan berkomenlah demi negara.

2. Please give comments regarding the topic, because i have had experiences blowing my brains off(no, not literally no) because people keep on getting off-topic. You yourself don't like it when people start going out of the topic, right?

3. DON'T TELL 先生. AND 二年生. OK maybe you can tell 二年生, but just in case i accidentally, yes, accidentally hurt their feelings with whatever words that might come, uhm, type out of my mouth, uhm, fingers. But DON'T TELL 先生. ロウ先生 will kill us all if she knows we(or I, my responsibility) have been feeding thee with such intelligence-degrading blog posts.

4. Do not hack this blog for your own good. No, really. I'm saying that because I don't know you yet, some of you might've hacked CIA or something. You might want to hack and post pictures of you and type HTMLs so pop-ups of 'Yamada-san Wuz Here' would come up for a gajillion times.

5. There's no five. For the moment. I'll keep you posted.

And another precaution: Just in case(again) you're addicted to this blog, may i remind you that we, the PPKTJ-ians don't have a life, meaning we have mountains of しゅくだい to finish, 先生方 to satisfy and barely anytime to breathe, so don't bother opening it daily. Biweekly will do. Or a day or two after any school/student event.

Talk about events, another post will be coming up within a few (plus ten) hours on the Sports Day. Please be eager so we can write more about our almost-boring life.







Hey, we are P.A.N.D.A. right? We rock, whenever.

-おわり-